*sitting in a prairie with a cute girl* *staring up at the stars*
I whisper in her ear “life is some fucked up astral torture”
on a serious note I’m cute
I’m sorry it’s two am why is my brother having sex right now he is a grown ass man who has work in the morning and I respect that this is his damn house but what the hell please respect me
ENTJ: I make the rules.
ESTJ: I’ve written down the rules and made copies for everyone.
ESFJ: I’ve bent over backwards to fulfill all the rules.
ENFJ: Rules are great – they help us be better people.
INTJ: I’ve discovered all the inconsistencies with the rules and therefore…
white people will find Big Foot before they find the beat
whatever yall sleepin on me imma go watch cluless
OHMYFUCKINGGAWD I am way to high to be watching this shit! Bruh!
"No this ain’t prison food muthafucka"
Yo there has to be more I need another one!
This shit had me dying, cause she got her hair wrapped & cursing people out lmao this Black auntie aesthetics 101
It always seems like parents only ask you to do stuff
Zayn and Naughty Boy leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London. 7/31